"Toothache" Lyrics

No more toothache, no more toothache
No more toothache in my mouth

I got a toothache, you got a cavity?
My dentist said I had one, two, three
How'd you get it? Well, let me tell you how
Not brushing, you went afoul
So how many times are you supposed to brush?
After each meal, it's not much
What are you supposed to do, won't you give us a clue?
Listen real close, this is what you do

Said one, you rinse your toothbrush in the sink
Two, why don't you stop to think?
Three, put your toothpaste on your brush
Four is really important, so listen up

Throw your brush in the air
And wave it like you just don't care
I said, throw your brush in the air
And wave it like you just don't care

The B to the R to the U-S-H
(The B to the R to the U-S-H)
You gotta brush your teeth each and every day
(You gotta brush your teeth each and every day)
B to the R to the U-S-H
(B to the R to the U-S-H)
You gotta brush your teeth each and every day
(You gotta brush your teeth each and every day)

I said, little bitty kids got to brush their teeth
(Little bitty kids got to brush their teeth)
Our mommies and daddies got to brush their teeth
(Their mommies and daddies got to brush their teeth)
Even your teacher's gotta brush their teeth
(Even your teacher's gotta brush their teeth)
Imagination Movers gotta brush their teeth
(Imagination Movers gotta brush their teeth)

So Scott, tell me, what's the moral of your tale?
Brushing three times makes your teeth look swell
So you listened to your dentist, now you got strong teeth?
That's how you prevent cavities

I said, one, you rinse your toothbrush in the sink
Now two, why don't you stop to think?
Three, you put your toothpaste on your brush
Four is really important, so listen up

No more toothache, no more toothache
No more toothache in my mouth
No more toothache, no more toothache
No more toothache in my mouth