"You'll Never Take Me Alive" Lyrics

Just made a date with a teenage queen
She was a stone mind breaker and a sweet machine
Contemplatin' just how I could make my move
I decided there was only one thing to do
Drove her to a spot that's just out of town
She never said a word 'bout turnin' around
Thought that we would make such a beautiful scene
And then I said, "I think I love you" and I heard her scream

You'll never (Never) take me alive
You will never take me alive
She said, "I know karate, smarty, and I carry a knife
And you will never take me alive"

I said, "Hold on, babe, you ain't readin' me right
I'm just lookin' for love and I don't want no fight"
The next few days, we's just holdin' hands
And the weekend came, I came up with a plan
The folks was away on a shopping spree
Nobody home but the queen and me
I wrapped my arms around her, I could do no wrong
And then she spanked my fancy with that same old song

You'll never (Never) take me alive
You will never take me alive
She said, "I know karate, smarty, and I carry a knife
And you will never take me alive"

I can't help lovin' my teenage queen
So I decided I would try to get into her scene
Learned kung fu fightin' and karate too
And old Leroy Brown gave me a razor for my shoe
I tore a brick building down with my bare hands
Then I asked my queen to see the preacher man
Don't it make you wonder about that very first night
If she whispers these words as I turn out the light?

You'll never (Never) take me alive
You will never take me alive
She said, "I know karate, smarty, and I carry a knife
And you will never take me alive"

Oh no, you'll never (Never) take me alive
You will never take me alive
No, no, you will never (Never) take me alive
You will never take me alive
Let's go, man

'Cause you'll never (Never) take me alive
You will never take me alive
No, no, no, never (Never) take me alive
You will never take me alive