"Phil And John #1" Lyrics

(P) - "So, here we go!"
(J) - "What? What?
(P) - "We're doing one"
(J) - "How's it going? How's it going?"
(P) - "Wait a minute, something's going, wait a minute!"
(J) - "Yeah! Yeah! I can't read this writing!"
(P) - "What is that tweetin' bird out there? For God's sake! There's a bird! God damn it out there!
(J) -"Hey, hey, hey...yeah....remember the solo, that's the bit were I don't talk....oh, oh, too bad...thank you...."
(P) -"Stand up so we know you're there, alright"
(J) -"Oh, and Barry, give me a clue, will you?
(P) - "Well, I told Barry....",
(J) - "Shut up! You fuckin'....., give me a clue.....no, no, no E, E, E, that's a clue"
(P) - "You haven't done it all evening, why change?"
(J) - "But after all....."
(P) - "Alright, one of the greatest sessions of all time. History in the making here... John Lennon is here with his brother Jack"
(J) - "And here we go"
(P) - "One, two, three!"
(J) - "©ne, two, three, four!"
(P) - "No! You yelled four, wait a minute
(J) -"Phil, Phil...."
(P) -"You can't yell four over his playing"
(J) -"Please accept my fourth....it's the only way I can come in and I....
(P) - "Yes, through four....",
(J) - "One...."
(P) - "Come on, you don't have to count in, he will do the intro, da-da-da-da-da-da"
(J) - "No wonder we're........"
(P) - "Ha, ha, ha, yeah, ok, I'll... I won't bring up names, don't you worry...."
(J) - "No names"
(P) - "Alright, it doesn't matter..."
(J) - "..........is too loud!"
(P) - "You shout, the boys with the horn amd the birds on the ground, fucking horns and birds and seagulls and all that shit!"
(J) -"His peace whistle!"
(P) -"........you know, that sounds like it fades away....yeah, I hear it twice as loud"
(J) -"Phil, Phil, it's our big chance today and .........and let's not fuck it!....One....."
(P) - "Well, Herbie did....",
(J) -"One, one, two, three"