"The Dirty Song" Lyrics

There was an old farmer who lived by a rock
He sat in the meadow and shaking his..

Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water their hands on their..

Marbles and playthings and in days of yore
There came a young lady she looked like a..

Pretty young creature she sat on the grass
She pulled up her dresses and showed us her..

Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck (quack)
She said she was learning a new way to..

Bring up her children so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling..

Refuse and litter from yesterdays hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her..

Eyes at the fellow down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable..

Home in the country with a big fence out front
If he'd asked politely she'd show him her..

Little fat dog who was subject to fits
Then maybe she'd let him grab hold of her..

Small tender hands with a movement so quick
And she'd bend on over and suck on his..

Candy so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he spread whip cream all over her..

Cookies that she had left out on her shelf

If you think this is dirty
You can go f**k your self