"Mary Pickford" Lyrics

Mary Pickford used to eat roses
Thought that they'd make her beautiful and they did,
One supposes

Douglas Fairbanks, he was so handsome
He wore a moustache,
Must-a had much cash, too,
Worth a king's ransom

Charlie Chaplin, he was invited,
When these artists became united
When these artists became united

David Griffith worked as an extra,
Then as a stagehand,
Until they let him be
A director

Dave was brave, a mover and shaker,
A true pioneer,
He seemed to show no fear
A real film maker

Just like Chaplin, he was invited,
When these artists became united
When these artists became united

They tied the knot together
Groom and bride couldn't hide their pleasure
They tried to pick fair weather,
But love died, didn't last forever

Mary Pickford used to eat roses
Thought that they'd make her beautiful and they did,
One supposes

Douglas Fairbanks, he was so handsome
He wore a moustache,
Must-a had much cash too,
Worth a king's ransom

Charlie Chaplin, he was invited,
When these artists became united
When these artists became united
When these artists became united