"Learn Chinese" Lyrics

Yeah, I'm Chinese and what?
Blu-uuuuuuuuuup!!!!
Yeah, you know who this is, Jin
Let me tell you this
The days of the pork fried rice and the chicken wings
coming to your house by me is over

[Chorus]
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
When the pumps come out, ya'll gon' speak Chinese

Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
Ya'll gonna wanna be Chinese (Fai dee chow ah!)
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
When the pumps go off, ya'll gon' speak Chinese

Go fuck with your head man
I know a bunch of CRIPS that love red man
Blood book in New York man things done change
Stop, the chinks be all over the game
This ain't Bruce Lee, ya'll watch too much TV
This is a game of death when I aim for your chest
Too much CESS got me seeing slow motion
Eyes barely open with a roach roastin'
And your girl, she loves the JIN motion
Rub it on her body like body shop lotion
What's the commotion, you never seen me? (ngaw)
The original chinky eye emcee
You don't want to step to the army
And Double-R rank refugee
And the battle of the gun gonna make you speak
another language
And amigo I ain't talking about Spanish

Ya'll gonna learn Chinese [wyclef: ladies]
Ya'll gonna wanna be Chinese [wyclef: fellas]
[Jin: umm hay ahh!]
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
When the pumps go off, ya'll gon' speak Chinese

Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
Ya'll gonna wanna be Chinese
Fai dee chow ah!
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
When the pumps go off, ya'll gon' speak Chinese

This one goes out to those that order four chicken wings
And pork fried rice and throw dice
In the hood, you think SHIT is all good?
Till the cowboys roam through like Clint Eastwood

I wish you would come to Chinatown
Get lost in town, end up in the lost in found
Eyewitnesses, you must be crazy
We don't speak English, we speak Chinese
And the only po-po we know is the pigs on the hook out by the window
Every time they harass me, I wanna explode
We should ride the train for free, we built the railroads

I ain't ya 50 Cent, I ain't ya Enimem
I ain't ya Jigga Man, I'm a Chinaman
Ginseng in the palm of my hand
She looks surprised when she saw it in the palm of her hands
You know what's next? Safe sex
I'll be damned if I sleep in the flesh with the insect

[Hook]

(Woman singing)
[Jin: dee caw chong hu teng ah! wei da co deen wah bi ngo la.]
Mr. Jin, you are the SEXIEST man
Mr. Jin, I love the way you do your things [Jin: zhan hay?]
Mr. Jin, you are the SEXIEST man
Mr. Jin, I love the way you do your things [daw che]

[Jin]
The moral of the story is
Don't judge a book by its cover
I know you think he's fam, but he's really undercover
I saw his name on the affidavit
It was written in Chinese and this is what he said:
[yee can tong yan chan coon hay yung chu sau so]
Bring about some local hooligans and thugs so
Catch them at midnight when they close the shop up
Reading the Ten Commandments, cooking up hecka
Biggie Small posters are all over the walls
If they think you'd save me the bullet, it's over FOR ya'll
Me, I'm just Jin just doing my thang
Just doing my thang, just doing my thang
["chong sau caw tum may tew chek mu"]
Why is there beef everywhere I go?
I'm drunk screaming, can't we all get along
My ladies with the thongs, my thugs with the firearms

Ya'll gonna learn Chinese [Wyclef: all the ghetto]
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese [Wyclef: all the suburb]
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
When the pumps come out, ya'll gon' speak Chinese.
[Wyclef: Refugees]

Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese [Jin speaking Chinese: fai dee chow ah]
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
When the pumps come out, ya'll gon' speak Chinese

(Woman singing) [jin: uh huh. oh]
[Jin: dee caw chong hu teng ah! wyclef! wei da co deen wah bi ngo la.]
Mr. Jin, you are the SEXIEST man [ruff ryderz]
Mr. Jin, I love the way you do your things [Jin: zhan hay?)]
Mr. Jin

[Wyclef]
The game will never be the same [Jin: wan yeen luh]
Double-R refugees [Jin: fan ok luh]
First Chinese rapper [chu tow]
First asian rapper [ jin: wyclef!... Refugees]
yo g wutup
you got one right here man
[dee tong yan ka]
[wan yeen luh]
[wan yeen luh]