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"#83 Shakira "Can't Remember to Forget You" Parody" Lyrics

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Shakira:
I sing like a goat
The frog in my throat
Has lived there for years
And he makes me sing this way
I set up a bed
Down by the steps
So when I run down the stairs
I don't crash and smash my head
I really have to pee now
But I cannnot leave because
I'm waitting for Rihanna
Where is that ho?
This is our girls night
I send her an e-vite
To have a slumber party
At my house
Oh oh ooh oh oh
I'm very frio!
I keep forgetting to put clohes on
Rock-and-roll
Quitar solo
I had to start a band with no one
The evil throat froggy
He put a curse on me
Now I must live
In this big house alone
Hey Rihanna!
Where the hell are ya?
Don't piss me off
Or I'll unfriend you

Rihanna:
Sorry I' m late
I was a harrassed at the gate
Your house is a maze
Don't know why you need all this space
We're smoking in bed
Bitchin' bout men
Our asses look great
But we can't find a decent mate
It really makes me feel bad
Got issues with my dad
And it makes me date such assholes

Shakira:
Oh not again
Let's play a board game
Like Scattergorries
And I will make us nachos
Where'd she go?
Hey Rihanna!
I think I lost ya

Rihanna:
I took a wrong turn on the bathroom

Shakira:
Make a left

Rihanna:
Hey Shakira
I cannot hear ya

Shakira:
Just stay put my butt will find your butt
Communicare with me
With ass telepathy
Now we dry humping the dry wall

Rihanna:
Why can't I rebound
From stupid Chris Brown

Shakira:
You keep forgetting he's an ass clown

Rihanna:
I'd kill and I'd steal
And I cheat on my taxes
And french kiss a frog for that boy

Shakira:
Really?

Rihanna:
I'd eat a fart sandwich and lie down in traffic

Shakira:
He battered you like a nerf toy
I have a solution of man subtitution
Have you met my friend, the bullfrog?
Just reach down and kiss him
He'll become a prince
He won't treat you like a lap dog

Rihanna:
Ohh noo!

Shakira:
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Now the evil frog has cursed you

Rihanna:
What is that noise?

Shakira:
That is your new voice
And I sound the way I used to sound

Rihanna:
How do I stop this hell?
This vocal prison cell

Shakira:
You have to pass the curse to someone else
Well this is goodbye
My hips don't lie

Rihanna:
You kind of sound like Julie Andrews

Shakira:
Thank you!
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AddedSeptember 30th, 2014
Last updatedMarch 7th, 2022
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