"My Family Is A Little Weird" Lyrics

My family is a little weird

Daddy wears a dress

Mommy grows a beard

All our neighbors complain

all the time

Really don't understand

my kind

Little brother was thrown

out of school

Drownin' kiddies in the

kiddie pool

Big brother lives in

city jail

Mom and dad won't pay

his bail

Big sister complains all

the time

She's hooked on barbs

and wine

All my aunts are lying

whores

All my uncles are drinking

bores

Grandma sells dope to high

school kids

Grandpa don't care, his

mind's on the skids

No one seems to understand

Not sure if I'm a woman

or a man