"The Train" Lyrics

I'll get it.
Yes?
Hello, my name's Railroad Bill, I'm an engineer for Amtrack.
Oh, hi.
We're runnung behind schedule today and we were wondering
if we could take a short-cut through your living room.
It's alright with us.
Great! Okay boys, let's run the train through.
Do we have to move the furniture?

Don't bother, we'll go around it.
Wow! What a long train!
Cattle cars and everything!
Girls, what's going on down there?
Nothing mom.
Just doing a favor for a friend.