"I Like Drinking" Lyrics

I like drinking, drinking's really cool.
I like drinking, I even drank at school.
Sometimes it makes me happy, sometimes it makes me sad
Sometimes it makes me piss myself, sometimes it makes me mad.

I like drinking, not drinking's really 'ard.
I like drinking, sometimes I've even been barred (from the local)
Sometimes it makes me happy, sometimes it makes me sad
Sometimes it makes me shit myself and thats when it all goes wrong.

STUDENTS!
PENSIONERS.
Your mum and your dad.
Doctors and lloyers.
Everybody does it
It's even fucking legal
So get yer sen down to the pub with a fresh ten deck of rothmans
Coz smoking's ace when you're pissed

I like drinking, I do it regularly.
I like drinking, I combine it with weed (very often)
At times it makes me happy, at times it makes me sad.
At times it makes me pass out on the floor and scallys tried to rob my trainers

I like drinking, that's what makes me British!
I like drinking, but not as much as the Irish
Are the Irish even British? I'm not really sure.
Some say they are, some say they're not
And that's what caused the war.

Irish!
Scottish!
Welsh people.
Charles Kennedy!
Everybody does it.
Although I must admit.
At times it makes me wake up with a bird
That looks like fucking Sherringham
And I don't find Terry that attractive to be honest with you.

Get fucked have a laugh, spend brass.
Get fucked have a laugh, spend brass.
Get fucked have a laugh, spend brass.
And maybe even pull some tash. OI!
Get fucked have a laugh, spend brass.
Get fucked have a laugh, spend brass.
Get fucked have a laugh, spend some brass.
And maybe even pull some tash. OI!

I like drinking, drinking's really cool.
I like drinking, I even drank at school. (on the premesis)
Sometimes it makes me happy, sometimes it makes me sad
Sometimes it makes me wonder.