"Drinkin' and Druggin' and Watchin' TV" Sangtekst

(Shel Silverstein)

If anyone met us they'd surely agree
We're proper as any two people can be
We're clean cut well mannered well dressed and polite
But oh if they'd see us at night.

When we're drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' TV
Eatin' cold pizza and drinkin' ice tea
Just you and me and the devil makes three
Drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' TV.

So you bring the chemicals I bring the wine
I fiddle with yours and you diddle with mine
Then drunked and drugged we fall on our backs
Naturally performing unnatural acts.

Such as drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' TV
Eatin' cold pizza and drinkin' ice tea
Just you and me and the devil makes three
Drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' TV.

In the flickin' TV light we're goin' to hell
Makin' love with the sound off the PTL
Jim Baker can see what you're doin' to me
Drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' TV.

So stop drinkin' stop druggin' stop watchin' TV
Stop eatin' cold pizza and drinkin' ice tea
Stop lovin' your life degenerately
Drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' TV.

Drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' TV...