"That Don't Impress Me Much" Lyrics

I've known a few guys
Who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right, down to an art
You think you're a genius, you drive, me up the wall
You're a regular, original, a know-it-all

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're a rocket scientist

That don't impress me much
So, you got the brains but have you got the touch?
Now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much.

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve, just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special.
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt

That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch?
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night.
That don't impress me much

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes
Before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
C'mon baby tell me, you must be jokin', right!

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you've got a car

That don't impress me much
So you got the moves, but have you got the touch?
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch?
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm
On the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much

Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something...
Whatever
That don't impress me