"Boyband" Lyrics

Boyband
Written by James Bourne/Brendan Brown

[James]:
Boys, we've been here for a while
But we've finally got the style
Strike your pose and fake a smile
Give me Kenny, give me Kyle

[Steve]:
I hate to break it but it's true
Fifteen minutes we'll be through
And I won't have to talk to you,
[J:] you, you, you

[Both - James leads vocals]
Now you know the words, you fool
Sing along to your own tune
Wrote to prove you are a tool
Tell your friends you joined a boyband, boyband

[James]:
Good Charlotte said they like McFly
Is half their fanbase gonna cry?
It's so pathetic, dry your eyes
When you're gonna realise,

[Steve]:
a tune's a tune?
I don't know why, the metalheads want us to die
But these days they're all under nine
[J:]So I'll be fine

[Both - James leads vocals]
Now you know the words, you fool
Sing along to your own tune
Wrote to prove you are a tool
Tell your mom you joined a boyband, boyband
I get calls from girls who saw me on the TV
Behind my back they're saying nasty things about me

[Dave/Computer]
'There's the kid who blew it all,
I sat next to him in school
Everyone thought he was cool

[James]:
Till he quit his job and joined a
boyband'

[Both - James leads vocals]
Now you know the words, you fool
Sing along to your own tune
Wrote to prove you are a tool
Tell the kids you joined a boyband, boyband

[James leads vocals]
Join a boyband,
join a boyband
Screw your life up,
join a boyband
Kids will hate you,
out to get you
Ever since you
joined a boyband
It's really scary (boyband),
palms are sweaty
Potato guns are armed and ready
Screwed your life up (boyband),
just like Eddie
Ever since you joined a boyband
Joined the boyband, joined the boyband
Joined the boyband, joined the boyband
Joined the boyband, joined the boyband
Joined the boyband, joined the boyband