"Shelia Broflovski - Blame Canada" Lyrics

Times have changed.
Our Kids are getting worse!
They wont obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
should we blame the government or blame society?
or should we blame the images on tv?

NO! Blame Canada, Blame Canada!
With all their beady little eyes
an' flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada, Blame Canada!
we need to form a full assault, its Canada's fault

Don't blame me for my son stan!
He saw that darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan!
And my boy Eric once had MY picture on his shelf ,
but now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself !

Well, Blame Canada, Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Blame Canada, Blame Canada
they're not even a real country, anyway!

My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true ,
instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue.

Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?
or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

HECK NO!

Blame Canada, Blame Canada
with their hockey hullaballoo
and their bitch Anne Murray too
Blame Canada, shame on Canada!

For the smut we must stop!
The trash we must smash!
The laughter and fun,
this will be undone!
We must blame them and cause a fuss
before somebody thinks of blaming us!!!