"Lighten Up Morrissey" Lyrics

She won't go out with me no she won't go out
'Cause my intellect's paper thin
She won't go out with me no she won't go out
Since my intellect's not like him

So lighten up Morrissey

She won't hang out with me no she won't hang out
'Til my biting wit bites like his
She won't hang out with me no she won't hang out
'Til my quick retort's quick as his

So lighten up Morrissey?
Lighten up lighten up
Lighten up lighten up
Lighten up Morrissey
Lighten up lighten up
Lighten up Morrissey

She won't have sex with me no she won't have sex
'Less it's done with a pseudonym
She won't do sport with me no she won't do sport
Says it's way way too masculine look at him

So lighten up Morrissey?
Lighten up lighten up
Lighten up lighten up
Lighten up Morrissey
Lighten up lighten up
Lighten up Morrissey

I got comparisons coming out my ears
And she never can hit the pause
If only Morrissey weren't so Morrisseyesque
She might overlook all my flaws

So lighten up Morrissey
Lighten up lighten up
So lighten up Morrissey
Lighten up lighten up
Lighten up lighten up
Lighten up Morrissey
Lighten up lighten up
Lighten up Morrissey

She won't dine out with me no she won't dine out
Says my t-bone steak is at fault
She won't dine out with me no she won't dine out
With a murderer pass the salt

Lighten up lighten up
Lighten up lighten up
Lighten up Morrissey
Lighten up lighten up

Lighten up lighten up
Lighten up Morrissey
Lighten up lighten up
Lighten up Morrissey