"Security" Lyrics

Lookin' at the TV screen
See the man that I should be
Flip flops on a sandy beach
A cold beer, living up the dream
Guess this is reality
This product, I must really need
And when I get it, I'll be happy
All I need's security
Security
Security
Two cold beers, a hot bitch, and security

Guess I need a new suit, new tie, new shoes
Turnin' in my resume, do a few interviews
Remember firm handshake
Look 'em in the eye, back straight
Say your GPA, and don't you dare lie

Well, maybe I could lie
If it means getting the job, I'll do anything, I'll try
Get turned down thirty times and get a internship
All aboard now, it's money time, I'm 'bout to be the shit
All I really need
Is two cold beers, a hot bitch, and security

Handcuffs, handcuffs, doggy leash, and rope
Tie me up securely, tell me where I need to go
As I climb the corporate ladder, security starts to grow
I can't wait until the day they call me CEO
Just throw me in a cave and tell me where I need to go
Just like a man with freedom, just like Pinocchio
Just throw me in a cave and tell me where I need to go
Just like a man with freedom, just like Pinocchio
Cubicle-ee-oh
Pinocchi-occhi-oh, yeah

All I really need
Is two cold beers, a hot bitch, and security

All I really need
Is two cold beers, a hot bitch, and security

Money, weed, women, fast foreign cars
Mansion on the waterfront, steak and caviar
Everything I want, but far from what I need
Security, security
I'm about to be really...
I'm about to be really...

Shit, why don't I feel happy?
Shit, why don't I feel happy?
Shit, why don't I feel happy?
Shit, why don't we feel happy?
Shit, why don't we feel happy?
Shit, why don't we feel happy?
Shit, why don't we feel happy?
Shit, why don't we feel happy?
Shit, why don't we feel happy?
Shit, why don't we feel happy?
Shit, why don't we feel happy?

I guess it's 'cause we believe only thing that we need
Is this made up thing that we call security

Two cold beers, a hot bitch, and security

All I really need
All I really need
Is two cold beers, a hot bitch, and security