"She fricken blocked me" Låttext

Met a girl over the net
Saved our chats on a floppy diskette
It went well for a week or two, then it all came unglued
One night she said "brb"
Waited up for an hour or 3
Then I started to realize she wasn't coming back online

She frickin' blocked me
Trust
She frickin' blocked me
Lalalala
We talked all night
Then she put my screen name on her blocked list
then she clicked "OK"

Well, she told me she was taking a shower
and she'd be back in a half hour
But she pulled one over on me
WTF! OMFG!
I was ticked, but not convinced
Had to be sure before my ego was minced
Good thing I'm such a whiz
Sign on with my other name
And yup there she is

She frickin' blocked me
Trust
She frickin' blocked me
Lalalala
We talked all night
Then she put my screen name on her blocked list
then she clicked "OK"

That's my story as you see
Never trust a woman when she says "brb"
Now its over and im torn
But I signed her up for beastiality porn

She frickin' blocked me
Trust
She frickin' blocked me
Lalalala
We talked all night
Then she put my screen name on her blocked list
then she clicked "OK"