"Sickology 101" Lyrics

[Intro - Chopped and Screwed Voice - talking]
Hey
now everybody sit down and shut the fuck up!
Class is now in session
If you came here to hear that lovey dovey shit - get the fuck out!
If you soft and scared of hardcore shit - get the fuck out!
For those who love raw shit - welcome to Sickology 101
Your instructor for today is - Tech N9ne!

[Verse 1 - Tech N9ne]
This is style I use pitch
to catch and seduce chicks
To signal the true sick
mellow tone is what you spit
Switchin the pattern
bust out that quick midwest chatter
Some people hate but it ain't matterin
but the people gather
it's flatterin
Switchin the pitch
mixin
there's no need to be stiff in this bitch
Spittin full clips on a mission for bliss when I be rippin this shit
Make it excitin
got to be invitin when you're writin your piece
Never be dick ridin
if you're goin to be bitin
you're ignitin the beast
This is melodic
melodies
if you got it
Mix it hot as tamales
you singin off-key is garbage
If you can't keep an octave in a pocket
you need to stop it
Have confidence
speak with conviction
don't put 'em asleep when you rock it
This is harmony
Nina's taking you through it
Make it buttery
utterly beautiful
make it fluid
Sickology 101 is in session
I thought you knew it
We murderin motherfuckers in music
that's how we do it!

[Chorus]
GET! (ON YOUR FEET!)
UP! (OUT YOUR SEAT!)
GET! (ON YOUR FEET!)
UP! (OUT YOUR SEAT!)
GET! (ON YOUR FEET!)
UP! (OUT YOUR SEAT!)
Such an oddity with it
this is Sickology
GET! (ON YOUR FEET!)
UP! (OUT YOUR SEAT!)
GET! (ON YOUR FEET!)
UP! (OUT YOUR SEAT!)
GET! (ON YOUR FEET!)
UP! (OUT YOUR SEAT!)

From our west coast instructor - Crooked I (Crooked I ...)

[Verse 2 - Crooked I]
My killer Daytons can keep me crushin the competition
Comin correct when creatin the crazy composition
Cannibal character
Calico carrier
got a crooked copper missin
Cali killers on candid cock emissions
That was constant consonant wordplay
Wordplay rhymes with Thursday and thirsty - if I'm thirst-ay!
I change the pronunciation of words
per se
The English language got to do whatever my verse say
So if you want to learn to rap
this is how (this is how)
Right now I'm puttin swag in my style (in my style)
It's a emphasis on the simplest sentences
Then I give 'em charisma with a laugh and a smile (and a smile)
If you want your verses to cost higher
Then your similes got to be hot as a live wire
You need some better metaphors
For example
this song is a war zone and you listeners in the cross fire

[Chorus]

From our east coast instructor - Chino XL

[Verse 3 - Chino XL]
Everybody start lockin their windows and doors
Chino might get in
It's like light-ning
how I'm strikin a triflin rifleman
Bullets flyin up and I'm numbin the bum
like it's Vicodin
So much metal in his spine
he could get rich from the recycling! (yeah!)
Chino be curdlin blood
don't get burned from the buzz
I speak with conviction
like what Da Brat just heard from the judge
Bludgeon no love
industry hate me yo
I'd rather hear Hannah Montana
than half of you rappers on the radio!
Startin drama with Chino
God forbid
Auction my lyrics on eBay
that's God for bid
Problem is lyric Jesus is more than a man
with a sick delivery
like I drive a coroner van (damn)
I'm demented
spittin writtens as sick as I can
Grenade grippin
fittin to detonate Disneyland
I am teachin Sickology
try to follow how every punch line hits
Like Chris Brown's fist in the face of Rihanna

[Chorus]

Yes I got to be vicious
this is Sickology

[Outro - Chopped and Screwed Voice - talking]
For those who don't know what the fuck's goin on
This is Sickology 101
you punk motherfuckers!
Hahaha
let's kill these niggaz