"I Am The Walrus" Lyrics

I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation tee-shirts
Stupid bloody Tuesday, man you've been a naughty boy
You've let your face grow long

I am the Eggman (Ohh!)
They are the Eggmen (Ohh!)
I am the Walrus
Goo goo g'joob

Mister city policeman sitting, pretty little
policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
See how they run
I'm crying
I'm cry----ing
I'm crying
I'm cry----ing

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down

I am the Eggman (Ohh!)
They are the Eggmen (Ohh!)
I am the Walrus
Goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the Sun
If the Sun don't come you get a tan
From standing in the English rain

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo goo g'joob
Goo goo goo g'joob

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Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
Ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snied
I'm crying

Semolina Pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singin' Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking
Edgar Allen Poe

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo goo g'joob
Goo goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob
Goo goo goo g'joob
Goo goo
Jooba Jooba Jooba
Jooba Jooba
Jooba Jooba Jooba
Jooba Jooba
Jooba Jooba
(Oompah, oompah, stick it up your jumper,
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your jumper,
Everybody's got one, everybody's got one)
(Repeat and fade)