"Stage Skool Kidz" Lyrics

Because they got rich parents
They get a better chance
Packed off to a stage school
They're taught to sing and dance
Elocution lessons is part of their routine
Just a bunch of clones
Spewed from a big machine

Sycophantic parents
Is all they have to show
They only turn out as
The lowest of the low

You're the stage skool kidz
You're all brought up to sell
You're ugly and you're snobby
It's what you do so well
You all sound like each other
That's how you can tell
You're the stage skool kidz
Why don't you go to hell

You get your massive break
From being on the TV
A big part in an advert
For a food company
Deplorably embarrassed
Is what they're gonna be
They all end up presenting
Cable channel 53

Sycophantic parents
Is all they have to show
They only turn out as
The lowest of the low

You're the stage skool kidz
You're all brought up to sell
You're ugly and you're snobby
It's what you do so well
You all sound like each other
That's how you can tell
You're the stage skool kidz
Why don't you go to hell

Why don't you go to hell
Go to hell