Boys are cheats and liars
They're such a big disgrace
They will tell you anything
To get to second base-
They're such a big disgrace
They will tell you anything
To get to second base-
-ball, baseball
He thinks he's gonna score
If you let him go all the way
Then you are a whore-
He thinks he's gonna score
If you let him go all the way
Then you are a whore-
-ticulturists study flowers
Geologists study rocks
The only thing a guy wants from you
Is a place to put his cock
Geologists study rocks
The only thing a guy wants from you
Is a place to put his cock
-roaches, beetles
Butterflies, and bugs
Nothing makes him happier
Than a giant pair of jug-
Butterflies, and bugs
Nothing makes him happier
Than a giant pair of jug-
-glers and acrobat
And dancing bears named Chuck
All guys really want to do is...
Forget it, no such luck!
And dancing bears named Chuck
All guys really want to do is...
Forget it, no such luck!
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