"T.V." Lyrics

I've been here well it must be years
I'm molded in to my EZ Boy chair
My eyes are hooked to the screen
Where the people are real but they portray the scenes

I'm watching my TV
Watching my TV on the floor
Watching my TV
Watching my TV on the floor
And all I get is static
All I get is static
And all I get is static
When I turn on channel four
On my TV

Please move your head I can't see the show
Something's wrong now I'm picking up snow
The problem lies in this new antenna
If this damn set's broken go to Allied TV Rentals

I'm watching my TV
Watching my TV on the floor
Watching my TV
Watching my TV on the floor
And all I get is static
All I get is static
And all I get is static
When I turn on channel four
On my TV

Oh I'm watching my TV
Watching my TV on the floor
Watching my TV
Watching my TV on the floor
And all I see patterns
All I see is patterns
And all I see is patterns
I can't watch this crap anymore

Signing off on my TV