"Big Poops Require Multiple Flushes" Lyrics

Toilets today are different from the ones made in the past
They use less water so it doesn't shoot out so fast
Supposed to be good for the environment to use less water
So regulators made it a rule
But they didn't take into account the size of my stool

Maybe a little old lady's poop is gone when she flushes one time
But it takes a whole lot more than that to get rid of mine
I have really big poops
Ow, my poops are enormous

Sure, the first flush gets rid of the bulk of it
But it's never everything
There's still plenty poop left in the toilet bowl
Oh, how it clings
So I flush again, but the water doesn't come out
With nearly enough force
And when the bowl fills up, the streaks are still right there
Of course

And after three or four flushes, there are still tracks of brown
I just give up the battle and I put the toilet lid down
And whoever's gonna use it next, I hope they close their eyes
Or else they're gonna be in for a gross surprise

Big poops require multiple flushes