"Hello Operator" Lyrics

Hello operator!
can you give me number nine?
can i see you later?
will you give me back my dime?
Tell me iscolator,
twisted with a dollar bill,
mail man bring the paper,
leave it on my windowsill!!

Find a Canary!
a bird to bring my message home.
carry my obituary,
my cofin doesn't have a phone!
how you gonna get the money?
send papers to an empty home!
how you gonna get the money?
nobody to answer the phone!