"Mr. Duracell" Lyrics

I went on a blind date last Friday night, yeah
I got my hair done, my nails done, I was looking fly
And when we sat down to have a meal
I could barely believe what my eyes were seeing was real
Apparently his mama never taught him how to chew his food
Or that ticking his teeth at the table was very rude
I went home, and try to think of someone I could call
Oh yeah, I know... good though reliable

Mr. Duracell, yeah
Every now and then, you'll do it just swell, yeah
It's a job for Mr. Duracell, yeah
Every now and then you'll do just swell, yeah
And I know he'll never tell

Yo, when my man is tripping, yeah
And the channels he keeps on switching, switching
Ah baby, that was that episode when Keri breaks up with Aden
I mean, I was watching
But it's like he's not even listening, no
Mm-mmm, sit around all day in front of that Playstation
Making love with John Madden
Can you imagine?
Oh, but what he don't know is
I've got that Playstation of my own
And he goes by

Mr. Duracell, yeah
Every now and then, you'll do it just swell, yeah
It's a job for Mr. Duracell, yeah
Every now and then you'll do just swell, yeah
And I know he'll never tell

Now this is not meant to put the brothers down
and make them feel left out, no
It's just a friendly reminder
To treat your sisters a little kinder
'Cause even though Mr. Duracell may be comforting
Then it all refers to real, real value things

(brothers if you just love us right, brothers love us right)
Then it refers the real things
(brothers if you just love us right, brothers love us right)
Brothers, won't you love us right
(brothers if you just love us right)
Brothers, brothers, love, love us right, yeah
(brothers if you just love us right, brothers love us right)
Won't you love us right, love

[GUITAR SOLO]

Brothers, if you just love us right
Brothers, love us right
Brothers, if you just love us right
Brothers, love us right
Brothers, if you just love us right
Brothers, love us right
Brothers, if you just love us right
Brothers, love us right

Going, going, going, going, going, going on
Going, going, going, going, going, going on
Going, going, going, going, going, going on
Going, going, going, going... going... going... gone....